Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...