Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!