Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...