How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Mother’s dictionary
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10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...