She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...