Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...