How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Casey McCarthy
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Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Magician and Parrot
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Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!