The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...