Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...