Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...