Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...