The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...