Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...