Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...