Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...