25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...