Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...