Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!