Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...