Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...