Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...