Windows 95
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Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!