A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
The Bachelor Diet
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Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Children Books You Won’t See
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Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...