Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...