Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....