A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...