Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...