Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...