Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...