Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...