Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...