Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...