Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...