The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...