Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...