Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...