Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...