CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....