What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...