Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...