Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.