Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
glow worm unhappy
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Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...