OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Lily!
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My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Texas builds it larger
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Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Criminal steals lumber
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