The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...