Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
A tight travel budget
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True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...