Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...