God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...