A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...