Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...