You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...